My son Chris is quite a jokester! Last Christmas he gave me the can you see pictured above. The label is hilarious so I thought I would share it with you. I especially loved the % of daily requirements:
Hopes and Dreams 100%
Kisses and Hugs 100%
Superglue 1000% (That's kind of mean!)
Love All you need
Surprises You'll see
Below that it lists the ingredients: 100% organic, free-range, care-free unicorn meat.
(I love that!)
Lest you be concerned that unicorns are being slaughtered for their meat, read on:
"At Radiant Farms we guarantee that the geriatric unicorns in our care are treated with the utmost love and respect until they go over the double rainbow bridge. That's what makes Radiant Farms Unicorn Meat so delicious. The secret ingredient is love. And sparkles."
Now, dear readers, while I think this is hilarious, all my readers KNOW that unicorns are immortal!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU!
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